Saturday, May 30, 2009

Needing a major pep talk

Scene: My house(filthy as ever)
Players: The monkey brothers (Mom, Z, L & D)

The tv is playing top chef as Mom enters scene left

Mom: Kids, you need to clean your rooms. They haven't been clean for 345 years. You need to clean them and liberate all the prisoners of war.

Kids: Mom, we're too tired, so we're going out to play with our friends.

Mom: No, you need to clean your rooms.

Kids: What? We can't hear you, we're outside already!


Fin...

I need a serious pep talk. Why am I even doing this?


I want my Mommy

1 comment:

Joanna said...

Mom here, dear. Promise them chocolate milk AFTER they clean up their rooms. It might help!